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 So, filth, what will it be?

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 Is anyone going to ask me about this?
 
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 Now, now, dear.
 
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 23, how fast can you make it to my airship?

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 Faster than fools can die.

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 Superb!

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 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

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 I cannot believe I'm helping you right now.

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 Plucken you thon needle out of her head!

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 My paper soldiers form a wall
 five paces thick and twice as tall.

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 I quit!

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 Oh my God. That's amazing!
 
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 Hurry tha wobble brains!
 
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 -Right, right!
 
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 How am I supposed to, uh-

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 -Hurry tha!

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 Fuck, I can't do this! Just... can't.
 
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 What, gonna cry about it?

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 Does tha enjoy playing the
 blubbering blonde princess?

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 Seeing as tha has the power to split worlds,
 I figured tha more for the hero type.

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 But perhaps I was wrong!
 
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 Tha ninny! Tha suppurating lapdog!
 
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 I've had pox more competent than you!
 
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 Bubblehead! Lackawit! Tha-
 
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 Asma's tears! You fools!
 
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 What have you done?
 
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 If word of this gets to the Seven-
 
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 -The key.
 
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 Idiot girl! With one blow you may have
 shattered the peace that-
 
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 -Never mind. The Concordance is my
 only choice now.
 
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 Stay close to me...
 
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 ...girl?
 
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 Do you understand a fraction of the consequences
 of the action you are about to take?
 
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 I have a fucking name.
 
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 I took a risk by bringing you here.
 You will-

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 -You-
 
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 -No. It was my own softness.
 
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 You will see the terrible alternative.
 
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 Pree Asma-
 
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 -Adorable.
 
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 Oh my God. Nope, nope, nope.
 
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 The only thing that beats un' angel
 is un' other angel.
 
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 Leaving us!
 
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 Pree Asma...
 
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 Ys-Asram, Prama...
 
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 Hansa, and Prat Pavam...
 
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 YISUN...
 
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 Atru Vyam.
 
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 Forgive me for this violence
 I am about to inflict.
 
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 Hah!
 
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 You still say the Prayer?
 
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 How... antiquated.
 
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 It's a shame we'll disappoint both
 our masters, darling.
 
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 The girl will be long gone
 before I'm finished with you.
 
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 Aren't we going to help?
 
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 We certainly are not! Don't want to
 associate with angels, you!
 
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 Has tha met a Thorn Knight?
 
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 Cio, what in goddess' name
 is going on up there?
 
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 Guild war.
 
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 Again?
 
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 I'm quitting, Mim!
 
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 Please take care of the ladies!
 
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 -Ciocie Cioelle!
 
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 How are you doing this?
 
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 -Cio, what's going on?
 
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 Doing what?
 
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 This is insane. You just killed,
 like, twenty people!
 
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 There are crazy stone men
 doing kung fu!
 
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 How are you so calm?
 
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 Pah!
 
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 Here's my secret-
 
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 -I'm not.
 
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 Oh my God. I'm going to die here.
 
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 I'm going to die a virgin.
 
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 How am I even holding this sword?
 
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 Pah! Vacuous strumpet!
 
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 Better.
 
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 What are you doing?
 
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 Well, usually there's an airship
 hereabouts.
 
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 Oh my God.
 
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 Listen, I'll be straightsome.
 
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 This ent' a place for thee and I
 don't know how tha ended up here.

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 The multiverse is run by criminals.

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 N' bloody men.

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 N' Black Kings.

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 To them, you're just a piece of meat with
 a little chunk o' providence in your head.

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 I don't want to stay here!
 I want to go home!

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 Yeah! Which is why we're gonna jump.

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 To be fair, thou hast the look of someone
 who never jumped in their life.

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 But what about-

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 -My boyfriend?

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 Well.

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 This is happening. 

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 This is all happening.

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 And I'm just watching.

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 I just want-

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 -I want-

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 -Want.

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 Really?

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 Boyfriend?

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 Not in my house.

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 Fools! The little mouse has fled!
 Catch her for me... alive.

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 I'll pay a hundred times her weight in
 Black Glass.

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 A hundred an ten! And a private account!

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 One hundred and thirty, living or dead.

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 One thirty one, skull only!

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 -One forty!

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 -One forty two.

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 Two hundred and thirty.

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 -Two hundred and fifty!

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 -Two fifty five!

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 Well darling, that's my cue.

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 You really ought to consider
 this line of work.

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 -Sixty for her teeth!

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 -Two hundred fifty eight!

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 It involves much less... failure.

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 You can come out now.

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 Sir, your swimming noodles are simply the best!

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 I'm sorry, sir, I was very greedy
 and had to help myself.

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 Beggar Knight, I-

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 Sir, I'll pay you with this proverb;
 if you should meet God on the road...

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 ...Kill him.

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 Now please excuse your Auntie Maya,
 she has a parade of fools to follow.

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 Remember to pray daily!

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 Oh my God.

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 This again?

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 The Sovereign.

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 Oh hey, guy. So am I dead this time or what?

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 Alice.

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 Well, that's not quite my name, but,
 uh... ok.

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 Hold on.

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 You're the asshole who got me into this mess!
 You got your head chopped off!

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 Heads.

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 Yes, the beast has seven. Slay it, kingling,
 free us all! You are my redeemer!

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 Alice.

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 -Who are you?

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 It's true, you have seen my death.
 Quick Alice, the Sovereign.

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 Kill Six Billion Demons.

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 Seven new gods.

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 Seven lords of infinity.

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 At least you would think seven
 would have the gall to show up!

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 The great red idiot, I expected.

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 But I get a paper pusher-

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 -The Grand Dragon does not-

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 -and a prostitute!

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 First consort, Mottom. Not a prostitute.

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 Yes, a special person.

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 Do you think this is funny?

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 I always think it's funny, yes.

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 This liaison was too sudden
 for my exalted lord Incubus.

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 Your indiscretion witch, is not-

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 -Silence, moppet!

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 A pathetic council. For pathetic
 deities.

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 O ye of little faith.

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 Ah, yes, Solomon David. You still think
 you're the hero.

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 Ha!
 
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 I know you are the same as I.

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 Waiting around.

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 For his blade to be driven
 through our guts.
 
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 Oh wow, you're so right.
 Shouldn't we worry?

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 We have little to worry from a king
 who abandoned his kingdom.

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 Fie! Thou knowst full well the
 Conquering King Zoss shall return anew.

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 It was foretold by our exquisite lady.

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 You speak of the successor.
 A fragile prophecy.

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 There's a reason that Throne is empty.

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 It's empty but for six insects...

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 ...who refuse to be seated.

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 Brother Jagganoth.

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 We parted on such good terms.

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 What brings you to our pathetic
 soirée?

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 I called it.

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 Thorn Knights.

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 Tell me, why were angels carrying that whelp
 on the table through my territory?

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 Who is that boy? Speak, insects.
 
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 -Of course!

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 It's a plot of that traitorous schemer, Solomon!

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 Queen of Worms. I assure you it was not I.

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 -Of course!

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 Who else would attempt such a foolhardy scheme?

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 That blowhard, Incubus.

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 Don't speak ill of my master, monstrosity.
 
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 -Of course!

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 Then it must have been that witch, Mottom.

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 -Perish.

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 I...
 
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 ...was...
 
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 ...working...

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 ...on that face!

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 Nadia. Respect this council.

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 You self-righteous fool!

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 How much longer do you think this
 council will last-

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 -Little queen.

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 I tracked those angels from your worlds.
 Who is that boy?

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 He... is... the... successor.

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 The... successor...  
 
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 The king of all creation-
 
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 The king of all creation fell,
 usurped by a seven headed beast.

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 But the old king shall choose a new,
 and he will ignite the Third Conquest.

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 He will be flanked by a white and a black
 flame... 

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 ...his coming will followed by 108 burning stars.

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 He will bear the terrible heat of the voice
 in his brow, the mark of his lordliness.

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 He will face the beast-

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 -and he will annihilate it.

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 He will wield the terrible blade
 of want...
 
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 ...and the pillars of heaven
 will quake with his coming.

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 S-s-s-

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 And his name-
 
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 -his name will be-

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 Kill Six Billion Demons.

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